Monday, May 11, 2009

Garbage Calls

“If we respect the law, and everyone should respect the law, there won’t be any crisis and things won’t turn into a crisis. But when all are claiming that they are right, then there are bound to be problems,” said Garbage N to the others even as he stepped on their bags in an effort to get ahead of the queue.

"Look," cried Garbage N "if we all queue up nicely like some civil people do, we might get them to help us". He was, referring to the law abiding people in Malaysia; people who can be as nice and decent as anyone would like.

But even before Garbage N finished his sentence, he was climbing on top of the other garbage bags.

"Don't!" shouted Garbage M from afar. "You were hasty before and now, you are not making sense at all! Your statement smacks of apology and admission to a wrongdoing. You must never do that!".

As the two garbage bags continued talking incoherently, the people they wanted to reach out to, held their nose and kept their distance. "Phew! What a pong these garbage truly are!" cried one.


Kata Tak Nak said...

Between garbage N and M, initially it was M who stinks the most but now since they are sharing the same bed, they stink the same.

Pak Idrus said...

Shah, that is the beauty of understand the uses of the English language. Great metaphor. Got your message loud and clear.

Have a nice day.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

True, true. The latter jumped out of the garbage can into the sewage :)

cakapaje said...

Salam Pak Idrus,

Hehe, glad you did. You too, have a nice day :)

alina said...

hahaha nice one!

cakapaje said...

Salam Alina,

Hehe...tapi betul kan? :)