Sunday, November 16, 2008

No Cock and Bull Story

This is a joke I received via email from a friend and I'm quite sure many have read it. And when you reflect it on real life situation here, one involving a young fool, you might just applaud the ending. No bulls, just cocks.

STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,


'OK old fart,
time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.


He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this
story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS / COCKS :


age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

always overcome youth and arrogance!


And when you reflect it on real life situation here, one involving a young fool, you might just applaud the ending.


Nov29 Update:
1. Al Husseyn (Check my must reads. Very keen to come).
2. Tok Mummy (Via Elviza)
3. Puan Nurina (via Elviza)
4. MRT Gang (also via Elviza)
5. LanH (Interested)
6. Sofian (aka Danny Devito, my evil twin brother).
7. Rerama Salju and hubby
8. Alin, with hubby Zunar and friend.

For full list to date, see here and here.
At the same time, Dato' Kadir Jasin seem also interested to join but unable to confirm as yet. Also, I have received a request for a map to The Curve. Now, I'm not good at drawing on the PC thus, I've screen captured Google Map for it and as below.
Map1

Map2

Map1. From KL, take the Jalan Duta toll into NKVE and head towards Kelang. Take the Damansara Utama exit and make your way towards Kepong. Just after One Utama Shopping Complex at Bandar Utama, turn left into Persiaran Surian towards Mutiara Damansara / Kota Damansara. Soon as you are on Persiaran Surian, The Curve is on your right. Look for Royal Bintang Hotel. The meet, insyAllah, will be at the Restoran Asam Pedas, directly behind the hotel. Though Map2 gives a more detail picture, it does not include The Curve nor the Hotel.

ps. For 1st person witness on the Perak MB's incident involving a photographer, please read here.
Also, for a free copy of Qiadah, the Perbadanan Menteri Besar Kelantan Corporate Magazine, please read here.

12 comments:

Kata Tak Nak said...

I am sure the young rooster's name starts with Saiful.

rerama salju said...

Salam CA,

Ya...Allah CA,U take my word seriously ke?I "play2" only,tak blh nak cancel KK trip tu,first come first lah....next time ok?InsyaAllah....

CA marah?(read softly....)

takuutttttttttttttt......

alinaabdullah said...

salam shah.

ok ke peta tu? boleh nampak kan?
saya tak pasti boleh hadir ke tidak. nanti saya bagitau ya..

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Yup, I very much think likewise ;)

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam rs,

Lor...awat play play ngan cek ni. Cek ni, memang sonang take word orang seriously. Hmm...eh, KK tak bes le. Apart from being about the most romantic city in Malaysia, there's really nothing there. Takyah gi sana le.

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam Alina,

Peta tu OK, cuma tak letak location The Curve kerana ianya peta lama.

Aiseh, you pun takleh mai ke? Hmm...sodih den.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muahahahahaaa...yea man, read that one before but it still gets me in stitches.

eh shah, you think asam pedas can accomodate that many people ah? the last time, we almost took the whole front section of the restaurant.

*another one to add- BigDog. spoke to him the other day and wants us to count him in.

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

Well, Asam Pedas better find a way. We are, after all, bringing business to them. Hmm...wonder if we should ask for commission? (matilah kalah yang lain tahu, lol!)

Big Dog eh? That will be fun with him around. No wonder you ask whether the place can fit us in. He alone, would take up to a quarter of the place (sssshhhh, don't tell him I said so!)

Eskapisminda said...

Salam CA, thanks for inviting. Buat masa ini I can't confirm if I can make it yet. Kalau dapat seronok juga ya mendengar gebang orang-orang senior. :)

:: Aku :: said...

eheh..ye laa cikgu, i guess the young rooster's name starts with saiful

cakapaje...tak sure laa bleh pegi ke tak perjumpaan tu, hubby keja sampai 10pm...nak kena cari babysitter dulu baru bleh join

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam Intan,

Orang orang senior? Hmm...that's right! We young people have a lot to learn from them :) Do hope you can avail yourself there.

cakapaje said...

Salam ::aku::,

Bawa baby pun takpe kut :)