Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tidbits (Updated!)

Had to call an old friend yesterday, one I had not called for close to a year. Off course, when I called him, I had to be diplomatic seeing the length of period we have not gotten in touch or meet (he lives some 10kms away only), especially so when the matter needed to be spoken was on the accounts of another person related to him. But since this person was more afraid of my friend - the guy is his distant grand uncle! - I was chosen to be sort of the messenger, and I really do hate being one!

Now, my friend goes by the name of 'Kid' amongst the circle of people he mix around. He is one of those unknown heroes in Malaysian political arena and has grown to be a bit of a legend to those who know him. Having known him for quite some time, I have learnt that there are taboo words not to be mentioned, and one of the words is 'ameno'; Kid, is a staunch anti-sarkas guy from day 1 I know him. The problem was, or is, his grand-nephew is a member of Sarkas. (This, is one of the reasons I hate being a messenger.)

Anyway, soon as he came to know that the guy is a sarkas, the words that came out from him could translate to "Ask him to go jump into the deepest, foulest lake!". End of that story.

As it was, Kid was present during the nomination day at Permatang Pauh, and recounted several events which the media could not have mentioned. One of the 'happenings' there, involved a fistfight between 2 top sarkas goons in the area. It seems the 2 were really slinging out their best shots when one of the sarkas supporters shouted "Najis! Najis' datang!". Almost immediately, quite like 2 small school kids who put a stop to their fight on the mere presence of a teacher, the 2 goons put up a charade of being good buddies instead. Guess, it really show how childish the sarkas goons are. Oops! A small error: Najis is no teacher! To even refer him as one is an insult to the people in the teaching profession. My apologies to all teachers, especially Cikgu Nazir and Alina.

As for the media news that the opposition beat up some newspeople and made some trouble during and after nomination day, it seem this piece of news is so very true! This, is a true reflection of these opposition parties there and one that cannot be denied by anyone! Even in Parliament yesterday, one deputy minister admitted that the fracas was the works of the opposition. How truly disgusting to have people such as them moving around freely and frightening people, especially the residents of Permatang Pauh. But I guess, when one's mentality is reduced in size to smaller than a pea, this is the outcome of the same said people who have lost political control in Penang. After all, the opposition parties comprised of the Sarkas and their goons.

Anyway, Doc TA sent a text this morning "IMAM yang terima sumpah Sifool bernama Ramlang Porigi, ahli Sarkas cawanganSri Machang, Bukit Mertajam, dalam parlimen Permatang Pauh. Nombor keahlian 03405843".

Then, he sent another "Aku dah kata dah. Sifool pun nanti ceramah juga. Big screen pulak tu. Polis tak nampak. AG pun tak tau. Court dah lupa. Kes dah masuk. No contempt of court. News in the star n31 by joceline tan."

On the homefront though, there is a piece of good news! The Sultana cookies which Emak has not baked for too many long years until last week, well, she now has found her touch again and the new batches she's baking are truly marvelous! They, make the perfect tidbits for snacks between meals. Er...not that I usually do that but, one always has to make exceptions now and then.

UPDATE1: Got this from a comment at Alin's Biarkan Roti Kacang Merah, who got it from No2Umno and Tranungkite - check out the picture of the imam and his sarkas membership number. Go Malaysiabiz-Aloha.

UPDATE2: Read how Alin's cartoonist husband, Zunar, went through a surgery to remove his stones without anaesthestics; go here.

14 comments:

Kata Tak Nak said...

So aren't you going to send some of those Sultana cookies to that poor poor fellow who said that he was raped but did not flinch when the police said it was consensual but swore it was rape but did not say the daraemons were wrong when they say it was consensual and who now consensually campaigns for the party who said that he had consensual sex when he claimed that his arse was ripped apart in a butt rape?
Common be a sport and send him some. Bake one in the shape of a Sultan's 'thing' and see if it sends shivers or tingles down his ravaged arse.

alinaabdullah said...

haha. i managed to read the above comment in one breath. and it's a good one oso.

well. what to say. ini negara 'boleh'. dan seperti yang dilapor, sebenarnya the so-called imam is not imam masjid wilayah persekutuan as reported. kelakar kan drama sumpah menyumpah.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ahh, so everything is linked. even the pak imam in in the frame. shouldnt be a real surprise there right?

a silly question- how come tv3 did not have any reports on these 2 goons? muahahaha...

*cikgu, those sultana cookies are too good to be shared with a fool.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Hehe. But for one, I don't even know where he's hiding. And the other, well, as our bro kerpie mentioned: The Sultana's too good to share with a fool :)

Oh, another. Hmm...think I have had my share of confused people already in my life; don't think I need a fool to add to it.

cakapaje said...

Salam Alina,

Hehe. You should not only read Cikgu's comments, but his blog as well. (pst Cikgu, ada kamsen tak ni?)

Malaysia Boleh! (buat apa saja Sarkas suka)

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

Bro, when has TV3 aired anything bad about sarkas? To them, Sarkas is like heaven made simply because tv3 and the entire media prima stable of broadcast stations are owned by Sarkas.

Bro, you really dig the Sultana eh? Great! Will inform emak and that sure would put a smile on her face.

Snowflake said...

Assallamualaikum
No joke. This Ramyangmalang Poorigi is even in friendster. What a cheap publicity he is trying to gain. No wonder is he going around town with all the hangmejadah. (I don't like politics, to ME they are just the same). However, when one does plays around with religion, that is a NO COMPROMISE. They even ciplaking the iman, make fun of Al Quran Al Kareem and make used of the mosque. Ah ah that is something I will never tolerate.
Boleh order ngga cookies tu?
Wassallam

rerama salju said...

Salam cakapaje,

How's day?Ada masa nanti jemput singgah blog I ya,ada award untuk you....

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muahahahahha...apparently this pakimam digs Linkin Park. wa caya sama lu, pak ustad!

*please do that. tell Makcik the sultana cake was simply delicious. tell her she still has it.

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam snowflake,

And what was it Sarkas was telling the public? Oh yeah, "Don't politicise religion?".

The Sultana, kasi sample leh ler, for order, I pun tak sampai hati nak minta my emak buat, unless she wills herself. I hope you understand ye. Come over lah, and see learn from the real sifu :)

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam RS,

Wah! Ada award? Wokay, on my way now! Thanks :)

cakapaje said...

kerpie,

Gua pun dig linkin park o! ;)

Me... Only Better said...

Salam Shah,

In the first place....

WHAT THE HELL KINDA NAME IS RAMLANG PORIGI???

what doraemons you talkin bout, mon?

btw, despise UMNO as i do, I am currently more fearful of PR coming into power and the forced relinquishment of various rights, esp the status of Islam..if that happens...maybe I will migrate..if Osama is still alive...

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam Tehsin,

Hmm...afraid I can't help you with the name stuff.

As for Islam being sidelined, insyAllah, it will not. But now that you mentioned it, hasn't it been already under the sarkas rule? If ever it gets worse, then insyAllah, it will only be for the better - we have to rid ourselves of the viruses that has contaminated Islam in Malaysia for good. And that, means saying goodbye to the sarkas.